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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: SANDPAPER

★☆☆☆☆Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing sandpaper.Unlike tracing paper (which is amazing), sandpaper is the most useless of the papers. It’s near impossible...

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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: MY TADPOLE

★★★★☆Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing my tadpole.Earlier this spring I found a tadpole in a Ziplock bag being dangled at arm’s length by a neighborhood...

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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: POPE FRANCIS

★★★★☆I wonder who would win in an arm wrestling match between the Pope and the Dali Lama. At first I thought the Pope, because the Dali Lama would not desire to win. But the Dali Lama is always showing...

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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: SHERLOCK HOLMES

★★★★☆Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing Sherlock Holmes.Sherlock Holmes is known as the world’s most famous detective. He’s more famous than Magnum P.I.,...

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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: DRAKE

★★★☆☆Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing Drake.The way computers are these days, you can never be sure if what you’re looking at is real. Is Drake real?...

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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: DARRYL’S DIARY

★★★☆☆Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing Darryl’s Diary.Reading someone else’s diary is not always wrong. Legally, a husband has the right to read his wife’s...

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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: THE STAR WARS TRAILER

★★★☆☆Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing the Star Wars trailer.Did you see the Star Wars trailer? I did! The little green goblin guy wasn’t in it, which was...

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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: A STUPID SHOE

★☆☆☆☆Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing a stupid shoe.We’ve all been there. We’ve all been walking along and spotted a single abandoned shoe, and wondered...

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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: SCRABBLE

★★★★★Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing Scrabble.The second-best board game in the world is called Scrabble. (The best is called Life.) Each Scrabble player...

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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: MORSE CODE

★☆☆☆☆Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing Morse code.Of all the codes, Morse code is so easy to decipher that it barely counts as a code. You’d have to be at...

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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: MY WINTER HAT

★★★★★Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing my winter hat.I got a new hat! I will do my best to describe it as accurately as possible here but if you’d like to...

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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: SPACE THANKSGIVING

★★★★☆Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing Thanksgiving in space.Space Thanksgiving is what the astronauts celebrate aboard the International Space Station....

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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: JAPAN (PART 1: TOKYO)

★★★★☆ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing Tokyo. This is part one of a multi-part review, after I mistook a cargo ship for one of those hip neighborhoods...

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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: JAPAN (PART 2: TRAINS)

★★★★☆ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing trains. Specifically I am reviewing the trains of Japan. Not all of them, because I only rode on a few, but you...

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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: JAPAN (PART 3: FOOD)

★★★★☆ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing food. Some of the best food in the world is at the Macaroni Grill in Burlington, MA. But some of the other best...

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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: SANTA’S FACE

★★★☆☆ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing Santa’s face. It doesn’t make any sense that Santa would have a face. He doesn’t need one. This is a magical being...

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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: 10 THINGS OF 2015

Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing ten things of 2015. Hotline Bling ★★★★☆ I hear this phrase a lot but I’ll be honest, I have no idea what it means or what...

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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: MY BODYGUARD

★★★★☆ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing my bodyguard. With all these people attacking other people with guns these days, it seems like no one is safe...

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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: THE PLAID SHIRT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS

★★★☆☆☆ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing the plaid shirt I got for Christmas. This past Christmas my cousin gave me a plaid shirt. He had asked me what I...

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TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD: A CALCULATOR

★☆☆☆☆ Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of the world. Today I am reviewing a calculator. Walgreens is having a sale on calculators. I didn’t need one because I see math problems as an...

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